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It stole my bytes.

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At least it didn’t shoot you

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Made me laugh.

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and it stole your car

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and raped your sister...

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And killed him.

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My man 🤜🤛

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What it needs now is "speed holes". Get that drill.

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And it still can't swim. Tisk tisk.

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Should have painted it white so it would work better.

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