The teacher asks the class "Who said 'Give me liberty or give me death?'" The little Japanese girl Suzy raises her hand and says "Patrick Henry!" The teacher beams at Suzy and asks "Who said 'I regret I have but one life to give for my country?'" Suzy raises her hand and says "Nathan Hale!" The teacher smiles broadly, and says "If you would all study hard like little Suzy, you could answer these too! Japanese people value knowledge". Rotten Johnny at the back of the classroom yells "Fuck the Japanese!" The teacher, enraged, shouts "WHO SAID THAT?" Little Suzy raises her hand and says "Lee Iacocca!"