The good ol' boy from down South was wandering down an alley in New York City when he got jumped by three niggers. They were goin' at it, root hog, or die, for 15 minutes before the redneck says "All right! All right! You got me!" The dindu's pull his wallet out of his back pocket, open it up and yell "Ten dollars!?!! You fought like a madman for 15 minutes over ten lousy bucks?" The redneck sheepishly replies, "Aw, hell! I thought you were after the $500 in my shoe!"