The guy goes to the bathroom, so the biker follows him in. "Hey! What's your secret? How do you get so many good-looking women?" "It's easy!" replied the man. "I just open up with 'Tickle your ass with a feather?' and if they get hostile, I say 'Typically nasty weather' and they think they were hearing things." So the biker goes back out into the bar, sees a likely candidate, walks up and says "Stick a feather up your ass, baby!" "WHAT??!!?" she shrieks. "Shit!" babbled the bro. "Lookit all the fuckin' clouds!"