The first says "You know what really turns my wife on? I treat her to a candlelit dinner, then put her into a bubble bath and I climb in. She's usually moaning in a few minutes!" The second guy says "I gently caress my wife all over, then blow rose petals all over her body! She's screaming 10 seconds after we start making love!" The third guy says "You know what makes my wife holler? I wipe my dick off on the curtains when we're through!"