So these three old ladies were strolling through the African jungle when suddenly a huge gorilla jumped out of the bushes, grabbing one of the women and making off with her. The other two women followed the trail of broken twigs, bent grass and drops of blood for three days to find the third in a cave with the gorilla. Waiting patiently for the gorilla to leave, they eventually rescued their friend and brought her to the hospital. But after three weeks, the poor old girl was still hysterical, crying and sobbing continuously. Matilda tells her "Ethel! You've got to snap out of it! You're never going to get better this way!" Ethel breaks out of her funk long enough to reply "What can I say? He never calls, he never writes!"