My favorite is when my kids start out with ‘guess what, Dad….’ Then I take a bunch of seconds trying to guess what they would say.

My “go to dad joke” is usually when the kids want money.

How do you shoe a horse?

You wave your arms and yell, "Shew horsey, shew! Get out of here! Scram!"

Obv works better spoken than read.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? U-neak up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way.

Honorable mention to the "interrupting cow" and "orange you glad I didn't say banana again?"

You look just like your dad. Please don't tell your "father" he doesn't know...

"Oh you're funny...funny LOOKIN'."

I usually say "what?" and wait for them to repeat themselves. Might ask them what again for fun.