Too short, no build up and no surprises.
Alternate version: A chink gets into a driving accident because what else do chinks do? The cops show up and tell her that she needs to get her eyes checked, or they are going to take away her license to drive. She goes to the optometrist the the next day, he takes one look at her and says "you have a cataract". She replied in protest "NO, I have a Rincorn Continentar".
Too short, no build up and no surprises.
Alternate version:
A chink gets into a driving accident because what else do chinks do? The cops show up and tell her that she needs to get her eyes checked, or they are going to take away her license to drive.
She goes to the optometrist the the next day, he takes one look at her and says "you have a cataract". She replied in protest "NO, I have a Rincorn Continentar".
I like this rendition, thank you.
I was going for the Mitch Hedberg one liner approach on purpose.
"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."
I like this rendition, thank you.
I was going for the Mitch Hedberg one liner approach on purpose.
"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."
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