Disclaimer: I dunno, this might be a regional thing, maybe you won't get it.
A couple good ol' boys were racing their General Lee Charger clone down the back roads when a Highway Patrol clocks them at 90 mph.
He gives chase, they pull over, and he writes the ticket and walks up to the driver window. He motions the driver to roll the window down, and when the driver complies, hands him the ticket, then gives him a good slap on the face.
"Ow! What did you do that for? You already gave me the ticket!"
The cop replies "Don't worry about it."
Then the cop walks over to the passenger side, motions for him to roll down his window, and when the passenger does so, gives him a ringing slap.
"Ow! Why did you do that? I wasn't even driving!"
The cop replies "That's so when you're 5 miles down the road, you won't tell your buddy 'I wish he'd slapped me like that!'"
Disclaimer: I dunno, this might be a regional thing, maybe you won't get it.
A couple good ol' boys were racing their General Lee Charger clone down the back roads when a Highway Patrol clocks them at 90 mph.
He gives chase, they pull over, and he writes the ticket and walks up to the driver window. He motions the driver to roll the window down, and when the driver complies, hands him the ticket, then gives him a good slap on the face.
"Ow! What did you do that for? You already gave me the ticket!"
The cop replies "Don't worry about it."
Then the cop walks over to the passenger side, motions for him to roll down his window, and when the passenger does so, gives *him* a ringing slap.
"Ow! Why did you do that? I wasn't even driving!"
The cop replies "That's so when you're 5 miles down the road, you won't tell your buddy 'I wish he'd slapped *me* like that!'"
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