This big dumb Indian went to the local whorehouse trying to get some. Two minutes after he was with a girl, she was screaming her head off. The madame rushes in and asks what's wrong. The girl tearfully replies that he stuck it in the wrong hole. "Okay, Squanto, get the hell out of here!" she raged. "Go practice on a tree or something!" After a couple of months, he was back. And once again, the girl with him started screaming. The madame rushes in to see him vigorously jamming a broomstick in and out of the poor girl. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU MORON?" she screamed. He replies "Me checking for bees!"