Getting hired to handle a situation by people desperately looking for someone who can handle it...

"We need you to change my tire, also, can you be an astronaut because we would like to go on the moon?"

"Of course."

...

Next thing you know your job will mostly be about explaining why "we" needs a fucken spaceship and yes "we" can keep his caravan... Of course...

I tried to tell my big sister this shit.
Urgency is don’t move for much these days.