Went on a date with this girl. I thought she was potential wife material until she reached for her drink and exposed part of a tattoo on her tit. That's 3 strikes right there.
"Ugg... you're inked."
She quickly covered up and got all defensive.
"Everybody has tattoos", she said. "Don't you have any?"
"Yeah", I said. "Just one. ...It's on my dick. ...It says 'TINY'."
"TINY?" she said with that confused expression sluts get on their face when they hear something unexpected.
"Yeah," I said "but when you put it in your mouth, it says TICONDEROGA, NEW YORK."
bing-ditta-boom
Went on a date with this girl. I thought she was potential wife material until she reached for her drink and exposed part of a tattoo on her tit. That's 3 strikes right there.
"Ugg... you're inked."
She quickly covered up and got all defensive.
"Everybody has tattoos", she said. "Don't you have any?"
"Yeah", I said. "Just one. ...It's on my dick. ...It says 'TINY'."
"TINY?" she said with that confused expression sluts get on their face when they hear something unexpected.
"Yeah," I said "but when you put it in your mouth, it says TICONDEROGA, NEW YORK."
bing-ditta-boom
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