Went on a date with this girl. I thought she was potential wife material until she reached for her drink and exposed part of a tattoo on her tit. That's 3 strikes right there. "Ugg... you're inked." She quickly covered up and got all defensive. "Everybody has tattoos", she said. "Don't you have any?" "Yeah", I said. "Just one. ...It's on my dick. ...It says 'TINY'." "TINY?" she said with that confused expression sluts get on their face when they hear something unexpected. "Yeah," I said "but when you put it in your mouth, it says TICONDEROGA, NEW YORK." bing-ditta-boom