It seems like these days it's more common for a woman to be overweight than not.
I met a friend at a bar on Friday. Two severely overweight woman sit a few stools down from us, and one of the girls before even ordering a drink says I'd like to get a basket of fries. I couldn't help but laugh, I think she knew.
One time in university we had a huge hammock where some of us would hang out on and drink, talk etc. It fit about 6 normal sized adults. One night my drunken friend brought this HUGE chick to the backyard area near the dorms where our hammock was. He introduced her as "his girlfriend" and we started laughing, he laughed too, presumably confused but the fat chick didn't appreciate it and dove at the 4 of us hanging out on the hammock.
She dislodged it from the poles we had it set up with and we all went crashing down and she faceplanted since we were all sitting.
I'll never forget that image of this hamplanet laying facedown in a giant hammock while our friend stared at us with disbelief. She just laid there moaning.
lmao.. I hope she felt immense shame.
The funny part was it was only about 3 feet off the ground. We all landed on our asses and just started laughing again.
Then she slowly got up and wobbled away towards the bus station nearby. I felt bad for a second but then just started laughing at the mental image again of the blob laying facedown and being a drama queen.
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