>walk by shop >sign reads, “We can turn you White for $0.99!” >One of the black guys has a dollar and the other has $0.98 >The guy with the dollar says, “I’ll go in first and when I’m done I’ll give you my penny and you can go.” >The other guy agrees and the guy with a dollar goes in first. >20 minutes by and the guy with the dollar comes out only this time is 100% a White now. The procedure was a success. >The guy with $0.98 is amazed and says, “Holy sheeeiiit mane! You really are White now! It’s my turn, get me that penny!” >His friend who is now White turns up his nose and says, “Get a job, nigger!”