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An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you your mother and I are divorcing. Forty five years of misery is enough." "Pop what are you talking about?!" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in chicago and tell her," and he hangs up. Frantic, the son calls his sister who explodes on the phone.

"They're not getting divorced if I have anything to do about it," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls her father immediately and screams "YOU ARE NOT GETTING DIVORCED. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing do you hear me?!" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife and says, "Okay they're coming for Thanksgiving.. now what do we tell them for Christmas?"

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you your mother and I are divorcing. Forty five years of misery is enough." "Pop what are you talking about?!" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in chicago and tell her," and he hangs up. Frantic, the son calls his sister who explodes on the phone. "They're not getting divorced if I have anything to do about it," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls her father immediately and screams "YOU ARE NOT GETTING DIVORCED. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing do you hear me?!" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife and says, "Okay they're coming for Thanksgiving.. now what do we tell them for Christmas?"

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A man in jail is talking to his dad on the phone. The dad says he don't know how he's going to get his wood split now that the son is in jail. His son goes nuts, "Dad! Do not touch that wood pile! That's where I hide my stash of drugs I have to sell, inside the wood!" Well, a few hours later the whole police department shows up and goes through the whole wood pile, busting every piece! They didn't find any drugs and drove away. The next day the son calls his dad and said, "how's that wood pile Now?" LOL!

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Aah, basically the same joke then