San Francisco... 1899. The first Chinese man in America to be hired as a bartender in a multi-cultural city in a liberal town. It was a great bar. A fun bar. The jerk-offs from 50 years ago had given up on their "gold rush" dreams of '49 and started to build California into one of the greatest states in America. His grandfather built the railroads like a slave and was there when the golden railroad spike was driven into the ground connecting America from coast to coast. His father worked like a slave in the laundry business to make ends meet. His son made it all the way through high school and got hired as a bartender in a San Francisco bar. He saved all his money to put his kids through college teaching them to become better than their ancestors. In 1899, the first free black man from the south walked into a bar in San Francisco. He looked at the Chinese bartender with typical negro arrogance and said, "Give me a drink, Chink." The Chinaman pulled a shotgun from under the bar, blew the negro out the saloon doors and said, "Take this trigger, nigger."
Moral of the story: Never fuck with roof Koreans.
Chinese guy walks into a bar,
Orders a drink. Jew barman says, "We don't serve your kind here, you attacked Pearl Harbor!"
Chink says, "That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese"
Barman says, "Chinese, Japanese, it's all the same to me."
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Thirsty jew walks into a Chinese bar. Orders a drink.
Bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here. You sank the Titanic"
Kike says, "An iceberg sank the Titanic!"
Bartender says, "Iceberg, Steinberg, it's all the same to me"
If feelings mean anything over the internet, I love you, rumcore. hahaha ...8_billion_drinks
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