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The bartender comes over and the Mexican says "I'll have a Corona." The American says "Make mine a Budweiser." The Dutchman says "Heineken for me." The Irishman says "I'll have a club soda." The others look at him in surprise and ask "Not a Guinness?" "No" he says "if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."

The bartender comes over and the Mexican says "I'll have a Corona." The American says "Make mine a Budweiser." The Dutchman says "Heineken for me." The Irishman says "I'll have a club soda." The others look at him in surprise and ask "Not a Guinness?" "No" he says "if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."

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[–] [deleted] • 4 pts

Classic.

I met a Guiness rep playing Everquest back in the day and mentioned I drank Guiness. He airmailed me a "Guiness After Dark" t-shirt which was a black shirt with just the head of a Guiness pour on it and some buttons, stickers, and a catalogue. Top bloke.

I think the land the brewery is on has a 9000 year lease for a 45 Pounds a year

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Guiness is a super sweet beer to enjoy at anytime warm or cold. i have only found one beer that matches closely in flavor and enjoyment called "Sweet josie brown" made by lone ranger brewy in North Carolina

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Long rider brewery, but yes, sweet josie is awesome. If you can find it try Spaaten Optimator, it's an awesome dark german beer.

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I'll look and order some if needed

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The American says "Make mine a Budweiser."

The real Budweiser is Czech and doesn't taste like piss.

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the current bud "not" wiser was sold to aussies and first thing they did was change the flavor after claiming they wouldnt touch the iconic flavor.

though bud has always given me a headache and has always tasted like dogshit but hey im jist a dumb poor filthy american from the swamps of NC what would i know

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I drink 211 Steel Reserve. Bottom of the brewing vat gut rot beer. It's been discontinued but there's a surplus in my area and I'll continue to drink it until it's gone. I've already saved a few 4-packs to sell in 10 years lol.