So this lady asks the kid working in the produce department where the broccoli is and the kid politely say "sorry ma'am, we are out of broccoli. 5 minutes later the same woman asks this kid again.. "excuse me, where can I find the broccoli?" The kid once again tells her they were out of broccoli. 5 more minutes pass and this lady once again asks the kid if there was any broccoli. The kid, now feeling a little pissed asks her... "can you spell CAT as in catastrophe"? The lady say says sure C A T. The kid then asks her... "can you spell DOG as in dogma"? The lady says "well yes, that's easy, D O G. The kid then asks her if she can spell FUCK as in broccoli. The lady says..."there is no FUCK in brocolli". The kid says "no shit, that's what I've been trying to tell you.