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Steve asks Mike "Can you keep him busy at church for an hour after service as a favor for me?"

Mike doesn't approve of it, but being a friend, he agrees. After the service, Mike asks the minister all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.

Finally, the minister gets annoyed and asks Mike what's going on. Feeling guilty, Mike confesses, "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now and he wants me to keep you occupied."

The minister thinks for a minute, smiles, puts a fatherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says, "You should hurry home Mike. My wife died a year ago."

Steve asks Mike "Can you keep him busy at church for an hour after service as a favor for me?" Mike doesn't approve of it, but being a friend, he agrees. After the service, Mike asks the minister all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied. Finally, the minister gets annoyed and asks Mike what's going on. Feeling guilty, Mike confesses, "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now and he wants me to keep you occupied." The minister thinks for a minute, smiles, puts a fatherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says, "You should hurry home Mike. My wife died a year ago."

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So a parishioner didn't know that the ministers wife was dead?

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Yeah, he is a Jew trying to get business by going to a church.

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Mike is not the brightest guy.

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Mike was new to the congregation.

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And the old busy bodies didn't pounce on him immediately after his first service to tell him everying, including that the minister is single because his wife died last year?

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It's a fucking joke. It doesn't need analysis.

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Shit dude. You and I can argue anything. Welcome to the critical thinkers club. Fist bump.