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The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."

The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."

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You Brits didn't "subjugate" people. You took us in your arms like a mother. You fed us your milk. You pulled us out of the muck and the mire. We are like your children. You saved us from our evil ways. lol God Bless England. Sing it with me.... Rule Britannia! Britannia rules the waves.... We shall never never never be slaves.

How's that immigration working out for you?

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I'm mostly being a dickhead because I been drinking...

But I'm actually a Philadelphian of mostly English, Scottish, and German descent.

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Also... I've known you since VOAT days. I want you to be successful. You said you were taking a break to write a book. Remember? I'll be the first one in line to buy a copy. Write the goddamn thing. Stop putting it off. ... What's it about? (PM me if you want feedback)

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I keep on looking back at it, and looking at how poorly written it is.

So let's start over, from square one.

He kept on glimpsing through the blinds. They let through a little light, but they were covered with an oily grey dust. Years of neglect. Years of self-hatred. Years of not caring.

And he was only six months into his lease.

He sat in his chair, and looked towards the screen. The woman on the television told him not to change the channel. Channeling anything else would be a mistake. If he were to channel something else, he would certainly miss something important. So he sat there, and tuned his mind as best he could, To make certain he didn't miss out on any important incoming information.

Make sure you keep watching! You won't believe what happens next on Season 13 of the Real World!

Indeed. The Real World was not to be believed without important observation.

So he sat in his chair, and lit another cigarette, and poured himself a glass of whiskey.

The lady on the TV told him that he needed to stay put, and concentrate.

He knew he had to do it, if not for himself, for all those who were to follow.

This will be the series finally of the Real World! Make sure you watch, the Real World won't ever be around again!

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I'm Irish. (There's an Englishman from Manchester in the woodpile...Royal Navy...jumped ship back in 1807 or so) But my Nana told me, with a wave of her soft, fat hand, that we "go back to the Mayflower".

And there is no Penobscot indian neither. My ancestors befriended them. Traded with them. But when they attacked, we destroyed them and built a civilization.