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The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."

The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."

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[–] • 7 pts

Cowboy walks into a bar, sees the bartender is a nigger.

Cowboy says "nigger, git me a beer"

Bartender ignores the slur and give him a beer.

The cowboy slams the drink and says "NIGGER, git me another beer"

The bartender now frustrated says "YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT THIS IS LIKE?? YOU COME BACK HERE AND BE THE BARTENDER!!"

so the nigger and cowboy switch places.

The nigger says "HONKEY ASS CRACKA, git me a beer!"

The cowboy replies "we don't serve niggers here"

[–] • 3 pts

Here's to Mag, that dirty old hag, that filthy, slimy slut. Green fungus grows between her toes and maggots crawl her butt. May the bleeding piles torment you, may corns grow upon your feet. May crabs the size of lobsters crawl o're your balls and eat. And when you're old and grey and a syphilitic wreck, may you fall through yer own asshole and break your fucking neck.

A little known... lovely Irish pub ditty from County Cork (or maybe it was Limerick) passed down for 5 generations now, I tell ye.

I love my people.

[–] • 1 pt

The Irish Love of Poetry and Drinking,

Makes me wish us English had successfully exterminated them.

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

You tried, laddy. Remember 1855 and 6? Remember 1916?

[–] • 3 pts

A rope walks into a bar, and they bartender says

Hey, you ain't a rope, are ya? We don't serve ropes around here!

So the rope starts wrapping around himself, twisting and unfurling his braids, and finally responded to the bartender

No, I'm a frayed knot

[–] [deleted] • 5 pts

Nigger walk into the bar

Rope says I found my purpose

[–] • 3 pts (edited )

Theo... I know you're not as old as me, but it's our duty to share these timeless jokes with the next generation. Good man!

[–] • 2 pts

I knew a bartender that used that joke daily

[–] • 5 pts

Jokes were the original memes

[–] • 4 pts

A horse and John Kerry walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "He doesn't like being Biden's climate czar."

[–] • 0 pt

A nigger walks into a bar with a huge colorful parrot on its shoulder. The bartender says" wow where did you get that thing"? The parrot says Africa!

[–] • 2 pts

Nigger walks into a bar with a Macaw on his shoulder. Bartender says, "Wow he's really something. Where did you get him"? Macaw says, "Africa they got alot of em over there".

[–] • 0 pt

You know how you babysit a nigger?

You wet his lips and stick him to the wall.

You know how get him off?

A .45