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Mommy, I want a cigarette.

No, you're only 5.

Mommy, I want to drive.

No, you're only 5.

Mommy, I want some beer.

No, you're only 5.

Mommy, I want to change into a boy.

Yes, you're old enough to do that.

Mommy, I want a cigarette. No, you're only 5. Mommy, I want to drive. No, you're only 5. Mommy, I want some beer. No, you're only 5. Mommy, I want to change into a boy. Yes, you're old enough to do that.

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Oh, gosh. Are there any standup comedians in Poal? Maybe you can tell this poor person why this isn't a joke. It needs a zinger. After all that buildup, if it doesn't have a zinger in the last line, it's nothing. Where are all the Jews when we need them?