Guy travels to Africa to visit an old friend.
Friend welcomes him with: "Hi Dude! So good to see ya."
Guy says: "What do you do for fun around here?"
"Tomorrow we'll go monkey hunting!"
"OK, what do we need?"
"We need a dog, a sack and a gun."
It's the next day and they stash everything into an old Land Rover.
"So how's this gonna work, exactly?"
"I climb up the palm tree and shake it. The monkeys are gonna fall and the dog will chomp onto their nut sack, shake 'em until they're unconscious. Then you pick 'em up and put 'em into the sack."
"Why the gun, then?"
"That's the most important part, so listen good! Should I fall from the tree, you must shoot that dog right away!"
Guy travels to Africa to visit an old friend.
Friend welcomes him with: "Hi Dude! So good to see ya."
Guy says: "What do you do for fun around here?"
"Tomorrow we'll go monkey hunting!"
"OK, what do we need?"
"We need a dog, a sack and a gun."
It's the next day and they stash everything into an old Land Rover.
"So how's this gonna work, exactly?"
"I climb up the palm tree and shake it. The monkeys are gonna fall and the dog will chomp onto their nut sack, shake 'em until they're unconscious. Then you pick 'em up and put 'em into the sack."
"Why the gun, then?"
"That's the most important part, so listen good! Should I fall from the tree, you must shoot that dog right away!"
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