Found this on the interwebs:
The year is 2258. The floating head of Gabe Newell approaches the holo-podium at E4.
Gabe: "I am here to announce the release of Half-Life..." Crowd: Gasp Gabe: "2..." Crowd: "???" Gabe: "Episode..." Crowd: Gasp Gabe: "Two..." Crowd: "..." Gabe: "Part II!" Crowd: "..." Rioting breaks out across the solar system
Found this on the interwebs:
>The year is 2258. The floating head of Gabe Newell approaches the holo-podium at E4.
> Gabe: "I am here to announce the release of Half-Life..."
Crowd: Gasp
Gabe: "2..."
Crowd: "???"
Gabe: "Episode..."
Crowd: Gasp
Gabe: "Two..."
Crowd: "..."
Gabe: "Part II!"
Crowd: "..."
Rioting breaks out across the solar system
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