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A jew is undercover spy in Berlin who tries to buy bread.

Jew: Hello. I need some black bread.

Clerk: Are you a jew?

Jew: Why are you calling me a Jew?

Clerk: Your accent is not from Berlin.

Jew goes away to learn correct accent.

Jew: Hello. I need some black bread.

Clerk: Are you a jew?

Jew: Why are you calling me a Jew?

Clerk: You said "black bread" instead of dark bread.

Jew goes away and learns to say dark bread.

Jew: Hello. I need some dark bread.

Clerk: Are you a jew?

Jew: Why are you calling me a Jew?

Clerk: It's the third time you are trying to buy bread from a greengrocer.

A jew is undercover spy in Berlin who tries to buy bread. Jew: Hello. I need some black bread. Clerk: Are you a jew? Jew: Why are you calling me a Jew? Clerk: Your accent is not from Berlin. Jew goes away to learn correct accent. Jew: Hello. I need some black bread. Clerk: Are you a jew? Jew: Why are you calling me a Jew? Clerk: You said "black bread" instead of dark bread. Jew goes away and learns to say dark bread. Jew: Hello. I need some dark bread. Clerk: Are you a jew? Jew: Why are you calling me a Jew? Clerk: It's the third time you are trying to buy bread from a greengrocer.

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Ha Ive only heard this joke in a stoner format.

Replace Jew with stoner and its the same joke.