A jew is undercover spy in Berlin who tries to buy bread.
Jew: Hello. I need some black bread.
Clerk: Are you a jew?
Jew: Why are you calling me a Jew?
Clerk: Your accent is not from Berlin.
Jew goes away to learn correct accent.
Jew: Hello. I need some black bread.
Clerk: Are you a jew?
Jew: Why are you calling me a Jew?
Clerk: You said "black bread" instead of dark bread.
Jew goes away and learns to say dark bread.
Jew: Hello. I need some dark bread.
Clerk: Are you a jew?
Jew: Why are you calling me a Jew?
Clerk: It's the third time you are trying to buy bread from a greengrocer.
A jew is undercover spy in Berlin who tries to buy bread.
Jew: Hello. I need some black bread.
Clerk: Are you a jew?
Jew: Why are you calling me a Jew?
Clerk: Your accent is not from Berlin.
Jew goes away to learn correct accent.
Jew: Hello. I need some black bread.
Clerk: Are you a jew?
Jew: Why are you calling me a Jew?
Clerk: You said "black bread" instead of dark bread.
Jew goes away and learns to say dark bread.
Jew: Hello. I need some dark bread.
Clerk: Are you a jew?
Jew: Why are you calling me a Jew?
Clerk: It's the third time you are trying to buy bread from a greengrocer.
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