The rooster always comes first.
The rooster always comes first.
Truth.
Truth.
Send a picture of your cock
Send a picture of your cock
Please keep us updated on which comes first!...Thanks!
Please keep us updated on which comes first!...Thanks!
They haven't shipped yet, but I can answer that right now. The invoice came first! Ba-dum-tiss!
They haven't shipped yet, but I can answer that right now. The invoice came first! Ba-dum-tiss!
Pics or it didn't happen
Pics or it didn't happen
Asking for proof in . You must be fun at parties. (that's sarcasm btw in case you don't get it) LOL!
Asking for proof in /s/Jokes. You must be fun at parties. (that's sarcasm btw in case you don't get it) LOL!
[Here ya go!](https://funnyjunk.com/Finally/funny-pictures/4995451/#cf25b0_4995007)
The egg for the win, lol.
The egg for the win, lol.
Clever girl.
Get it? Amazon = forest. Chicken = dinosaur.
Nyuk, nyuk.
I'm a fucking genious.
Clever girl.
Get it? Amazon = forest. Chicken = dinosaur.
Nyuk, nyuk.
I'm a fucking genious.
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