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One says, "Hey, I gotta admit even I'm a little scared out here."

The second one, "You're scared? I'm the one that's gonna have to walk back to the car alone."

One says, "Hey, I gotta admit even I'm a little scared out here." The second one, "***You're*** scared? I'm the one that's gonna have to walk back to the car alone."

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I prefer the "a clown and a child" opening. I knew a guy that used "Hillary and a Haitian orphan"... once. He soon thereafter became intractably depressed.

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Those are funnier in a sick way, which is great. I liked this one due to classic theme "one assassin turns on another to leave no witnesses."

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All are good openings. It is a good finish to a joke and have a few ways to get there and that you can suit to your audience's taste/vibe.

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You get a better response if you add yourself into the story. "so I was walking through the woods with a little girl..." You sometimes get interruptions right after using that line.

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This reminded of the Sopranos episode where Paulie and Chistopher got lost in the woods while looking for the "interior decorator"

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That was the disappearing russian episode.

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Never watched the show, though know it was great, but was visually imagining something like that. Two Italian guys almost lost in the woody "swamps of Jersey."

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

They were actually in the Pine Barrens somewhere in south jersey

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lol, mine was a very oblique reference to Bruce song (back when he was great) that Steven Van Zandt smoked the ax on.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

A new take on an old joke. Nice one.

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He killed 16 Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator.

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There is nothing in the dark forest at night, that was not there in the day. The only thing to fear is the evil of men.

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Tons of predators are nocturnal. And it’s not so much about there being something different, it’s about the fact that you can’t see them approaching at night

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MAN is The predator and i carry a light and a firearm. I have hunted at night for racoon and my only fear was 'running' into a deep ditch and a fence. FEAR does not keep Men from doing what needs to be done.

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I don't know man. Head out to the rocky mountains in the middle of the night. Go where there are mountain lions and grizzly bears. I don't think snubbing your nose at nature like that will end well. Even with a flashlight and firearm.