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They're walking along the shore of a lake talking about whatever it is people talk about at these sorts of things. Anyway, since it's a nice sunny day, they decide it would be nice to go swimming. They didn't bring any swim gear, but since there's nobody around, they decide to just go skinny dipping. So they're all in the lake, swimming around naked, and eventually decide to go back to the shore to get dressed. Just as they get out of the water, the children's choirs appear along the same lakeside path. Suddenly embarrassed by their nudity, they act quickly: The priest covers his crotch with his hands. The rabbi covers his crotch with his hands. The Unitarian covers his face with his hands.

After the children pass and they've all gotten dressed again, the other two ask the Unitarian why he hid his face instead of his genitals. He says, "It's not my place to judge how you run your services, but the members of my congregation recognize me by my face, not my dick."

They're walking along the shore of a lake talking about whatever it is people talk about at these sorts of things. Anyway, since it's a nice sunny day, they decide it would be nice to go swimming. They didn't bring any swim gear, but since there's nobody around, they decide to just go skinny dipping. So they're all in the lake, swimming around naked, and eventually decide to go back to the shore to get dressed. Just as they get out of the water, the children's choirs appear along the same lakeside path. Suddenly embarrassed by their nudity, they act quickly: The priest covers his crotch with his hands. The rabbi covers his crotch with his hands. The Unitarian covers his face with his hands. After the children pass and they've all gotten dressed again, the other two ask the Unitarian why he hid his face instead of his genitals. He says, "It's not my place to judge how you run your services, but the members of *my* congregation recognize me by my face, not my dick."

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Pretty good. No idea what a unitarian is though

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What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian? Someone who rings your doorbell for no reason.

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That's okay, neither do they. They're sort of a religious joke themselves, which is why they ought to be included in religious jokes as often as possible.

Unitarian Universalism (UU) is a liberal religion characterized by a "free and responsible search for truth and meaning". Unitarian Universalists assert no creed, but instead are unified by their shared search for spiritual growth, guided by a dynamic, "living tradition". Currently, these traditions are summarized by the Six Sources and Seven Principles of Unitarian Universalism, documents recognized by all congregations who choose to be a part of the Unitarian Universalist Association. These documents are 'living', meaning always open for revisiting and reworking. Unitarian Universalist (U.U.) congregations include many atheists, agnostics, and theists within their membership—and there are U.U. churches, fellowships, congregations, and societies around the world. The roots of Unitarian Universalism lie in liberal Christianity, specifically unitarianism and universalism. Unitarian Universalists state that from these traditions comes a deep regard for intellectual freedom and inclusive love. Congregations and members seek inspiration and derive insight from all major world religions. --Wikipedia (en.wikipedia.org)