They're walking along the shore of a lake talking about whatever it is people talk about at these sorts of things. Anyway, since it's a nice sunny day, they decide it would be nice to go swimming. They didn't bring any swim gear, but since there's nobody around, they decide to just go skinny dipping. So they're all in the lake, swimming around naked, and eventually decide to go back to the shore to get dressed. Just as they get out of the water, the children's choirs appear along the same lakeside path. Suddenly embarrassed by their nudity, they act quickly: The priest covers his crotch with his hands. The rabbi covers his crotch with his hands. The Unitarian covers his face with his hands.
After the children pass and they've all gotten dressed again, the other two ask the Unitarian why he hid his face instead of his genitals. He says, "It's not my place to judge how you run your services, but the members of my congregation recognize me by my face, not my dick."
They're walking along the shore of a lake talking about whatever it is people talk about at these sorts of things. Anyway, since it's a nice sunny day, they decide it would be nice to go swimming. They didn't bring any swim gear, but since there's nobody around, they decide to just go skinny dipping. So they're all in the lake, swimming around naked, and eventually decide to go back to the shore to get dressed. Just as they get out of the water, the children's choirs appear along the same lakeside path. Suddenly embarrassed by their nudity, they act quickly: The priest covers his crotch with his hands. The rabbi covers his crotch with his hands. The Unitarian covers his face with his hands.
After the children pass and they've all gotten dressed again, the other two ask the Unitarian why he hid his face instead of his genitals. He says, "It's not my place to judge how you run your services, but the members of *my* congregation recognize me by my face, not my dick."
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