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Man: "Hi there new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to be moving"

Neighbor 1: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly"

Man: "So what is it you do for a living?"

Neighbor 1: "I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning"

Man: "Deductive reasoning, what is that?"

Neighbor 1: "Let me give you and example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog."

Man: "That is right"

Neighbor 1: "The fact that you have a dog, leads me to deduce that you have a family"

Man: "Right again"

Neighbor 1: "Since you have a family I deduce that you have a wife"

Man: "Correct"

Neighbor 1: "And since you have a wife I can deduce that you are heterosexual."

Man: "Yup"

Neighbor 1: "That is deductive reasoning"

Man: "Cool"

Later that Same Day:

Man: "Hey I was talking to that new guy who moved in next door"

Neighbor 2: "Is he a nice guy?"

Man: "Yes, and he has an interesting job"

Neighbor 2: "Oh, yeah what does he do?"

Man: "He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University"

Neighbor 2: "Deductive reasoning, what is that"

Man: "Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?"

Neighbor 2: "No"

Man: "Fag."

Man: "Hi there new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to be moving" Neighbor 1: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly" Man: "So what is it you do for a living?" Neighbor 1: "I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning" Man: "Deductive reasoning, what is that?" Neighbor 1: "Let me give you and example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog." Man: "That is right" Neighbor 1: "The fact that you have a dog, leads me to deduce that you have a family" Man: "Right again" Neighbor 1: "Since you have a family I deduce that you have a wife" Man: "Correct" Neighbor 1: "And since you have a wife I can deduce that you are heterosexual." Man: "Yup" Neighbor 1: "That is deductive reasoning" Man: "Cool" Later that Same Day: Man: "Hey I was talking to that new guy who moved in next door" Neighbor 2: "Is he a nice guy?" Man: "Yes, and he has an interesting job" Neighbor 2: "Oh, yeah what does he do?" Man: "He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University" Neighbor 2: "Deductive reasoning, what is that" Man: "Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?" Neighbor 2: "No" Man: "Fag."

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Because it's not deductive reasoning?

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Because there politics (and religion) are defined for them by Jew propagandists and Jews alone. Meathead American belief systems always revolve around non political issues, like monitoring everyone else's behavior, except for the Jews of-course, and so their Jew-masters never get blamed, just every last powerless "fag" they can identify.