Man: "Hi there new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to be moving"
Neighbor 1: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly"
Man: "So what is it you do for a living?"
Neighbor 1: "I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning"
Man: "Deductive reasoning, what is that?"
Neighbor 1: "Let me give you and example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that
you have a dog."
Man: "That is right"
Neighbor 1: "The fact that you have a dog, leads me to deduce that you have a family"
Man: "Right again"
Neighbor 1: "Since you have a family I deduce that you have a wife"
Man: "Correct"
Neighbor 1: "And since you have a wife I can deduce that you are heterosexual."
Man: "Yup"
Neighbor 1: "That is deductive reasoning"
Man: "Cool"
Later that Same Day:
Man: "Hey I was talking to that new guy who moved in next door"
Neighbor 2: "Is he a nice guy?"
Man: "Yes, and he has an interesting job"
Neighbor 2: "Oh, yeah what does he do?"
Man: "He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University"
Neighbor 2: "Deductive reasoning, what is that"
Man: "Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?"
Neighbor 2: "No"
Man: "Fag."
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