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It's so deep that they couldn't see the bottom. One hunter went looking for something to throw down the hole hoping to see how deep it is.

He found a rusty old anvil near by and threw it down the hole. The hole was so deep they never heard it hit the bottom.

Suddenly, they heard speeding hooves behind them and a goat went flying past them and jumped right into the hole.

A few seconds later they hear a farmer calling out for his goat.

"Betsy! Betsy!"

He sees the two hunters and asks if they had seen his goat Betsy.

"Yeah," they said. "She ran right passed us at like 80 miles an hour and jumped right into this hole!"

“That’s impossible," the farmer replied, "I had her chained to an anvil! ”

It's so deep that they couldn't see the bottom. One hunter went looking for something to throw down the hole hoping to see how deep it is. He found a rusty old anvil near by and threw it down the hole. The hole was so deep they never heard it hit the bottom. Suddenly, they heard speeding hooves behind them and a goat went flying past them and jumped right into the hole. A few seconds later they hear a farmer calling out for his goat. "Betsy! Betsy!" He sees the two hunters and asks if they had seen his goat Betsy. "Yeah," they said. "She ran right passed us at like 80 miles an hour and jumped right into this hole!" “That’s impossible," the farmer replied, "I had her chained to an anvil! ”

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This is a shitty joke. You would have to accept that a farmer is going to lug an anvil deep into the forest, chain a goat to the anvil by itself and alone in the woods (where there are predators) the chain would have to be so Iong that the hunters couldn't see the goat, yet light enough and quiet enough that the chain didn't make any noise and wasn't noticed when it was picked up.

You are too smart for this joke to be funny.