The lecturer asks the audience, "How many people believe in Ghosts?"
About 60 hands go up.
"How many have seen a ghost?"
About 15 hands go up.
"How many have of you have spoken to a ghost?"
3 hands go up.
"How many have had sex with a ghost?"
One hand goes up, Abdul right at the back.
The lecturer says to Abdul, "I have been doing this for 40 years and
you are the first that has claimed to have had sex with a ghost."
"Please come forward and explain."
Abdul stood up and replied, "I'm sorry I couldn't hear you from the back. I thought you said goats."
The lecturer asks the audience, "How many people believe in Ghosts?"
*About 60 hands go up.*
"How many have seen a ghost?"
*About 15 hands go up.*
"How many have of you have spoken to a ghost?"
*3 hands go up.*
"How many have had sex with a ghost?"
*One hand goes up, Abdul right at the back.*
The lecturer says to Abdul, "I have been doing this for 40 years and
you are the first that has claimed to have had sex with a ghost."
"Please come forward and explain."
Abdul stood up and replied, "I'm sorry I couldn't hear you from the back. I thought you said goats."
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