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Heard this one already but the man tells it so well I decided to link his video I just happened to find.

Heard this one already but the man tells it so well I decided to link his video I just happened to find.

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Go back to the video and read the Comments section. The readers add their own favorite jokes. I read it for over an hour and just touched on the treasore trove of good and great ones. Here is one of them:

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However," he pointed out, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

Sweet, adding that one for the girl at work who loves these jokes.

Note it was sarcasm so it was used in a negative way, but sarcasm breaks all the rules and that is what makes it so great.