I was gonna tell it to my old man, but yeah, this guy tells it pretty good. made him watch the video.
I was gonna tell it to my old man, but yeah, this guy tells it pretty good. made him watch the video.
Heard this one already but the man tells it so well I decided to link his video I just happened to find.
Heard this one already but the man tells it so well I decided to link his video I just happened to find.
The end sounds like a Tarantino joke. I think it was in Desperado.
The end sounds like a Tarantino joke. I think it was in Desperado.
Go back to the video and read the Comments section. The readers add their own favorite jokes. I read it for over an hour and just touched on the treasore trove of good and great ones. Here is one of them:
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However," he pointed out, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
Go back to the video and read the Comments section. The readers add their own favorite jokes. I read it for over an hour and just touched on the treasore trove of good and great ones. Here is one of them:
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.
However," he pointed out, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
Sweet, adding that one for the girl at work who loves these jokes.
Note it was sarcasm so it was used in a negative way, but sarcasm breaks all the rules and that is what makes it so great.
Sweet, adding that one for the girl at work who loves these jokes.
Note it was sarcasm so it was used in a negative way, but sarcasm breaks all the rules and that is what makes it so great.
I am not opposed to vids or memes as medium to tell jokes at all. Of course wtf do I know, only made it to rank of "janitor" on voat s/jokes before accidentally inheriting this joint. I'm hoping the lawyer was a hebe.
I am not opposed to vids or memes as medium to tell jokes at all. Of course wtf do I know, only made it to rank of "janitor" on voat s/jokes before accidentally inheriting this joint.
I'm hoping the lawyer was a hebe.
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