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Q: How do you keep a Qtard in suspense?

A: I'll tell you in two weeks.

Q: How do you keep a Qtard in suspense? A: I'll tell you in two weeks.

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Here's how Trump can still win!

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You should hear the shit a Qtard buddy is telling me.

First he tells me that you don't have to be a member of the House of Representatives to be speaker of the house, all you need to do is get enough votes and any Joe shmo can be Speaker Of The House. So the Rs retake the house and senate majorities and then Impeach Biden and Harris at the same time. The line of succession says the Speaker of the house is 3rd in line to the presidency so as long as they vote Trump in as Speaker he can fill the spot. Then he'll become president after the impeachment of the Pedo in chief and his hoe. Leaving him to be President. Then he'd finish out the two year term and then run for office again.

I told him to stop calling me with this bull shit.

[–] [deleted] 3 pts

I told him to stop calling me with this bull shit.

But you'll miss out on this comedy gold!

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He's still gonna call. I've known him 30 years.

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He’s actually one of the more reasonable ones. Seriously. Some of these fucking idiots actually think Biden has never stepped foot into the White House, but only a movie set. Some of them think there are three Joe Bidens. Some of them think he is a clone, that’s right, a fully formed adult clone that came out of the pod as a fully formed adult. I guess they very quickly taught him how to speak and what those words mean. Some people have said he’s an actor, it’s a shame they couldn’t find one that can’t act like a retard. But then that’s also part of the plan then, isn’t it? Some of them have said he’s a hologram. It’s breathtaking.

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/me gets out the popcorn

do tell us more about this cult you are in, its rather interesting

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Everybody with a brain knows biden is a reptilian, 3d printed, meat product.

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a fully adult clone straight outta a pod would definitely show behaviors similar to biden

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you should show him this behavioural despair test on mice

https://poal.co/s/insanity/424226/d3e0bc16-c23d-4e05-b421-4c664a00cd8e

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is that your sockpuppets comment your linking to?

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Post his #?

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I'll ask him. I doubt he'd want me too

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Trust the plan.

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I trust everything. Never been right yet.

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Thrust the flan

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Eat the flan.

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Haven’t had flan since I was 8. So people still make that stuff?

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Convince them to 'riot' a fraction as much as BLM does, shoot one of them, and then wait for them to rationalize it all.

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No you asshole its gonna be 3 weeks. People like you hurt the movement

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get a lefty to try and make a funny joke.

that will keep them waiting for a while

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"Trust the Plan" "WWG1WGA"

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I have most of those Qtard subs blocked. Are there still a bunch of retards that believe in that Q shit?

Some. But they are dying out. Travel back in time a few months and take a look at how many of them were posting before and how many are posting now. And notice most of the names are different.

I still love going back and finding the most ridiculous predictions in reading threads and how angry they get at the suggestion that their crazy theory won’t be real or true and that their predictions won’t happen. And then nothing happens. And it’s never brought up again. But there they are, one week later, another crazy prediction. And again they get angry if you don’t believe them. And again nothing happens....

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Yes there still are plenty of them. They have even leaked out into other non-Qtard subs more than ever. They really are clinging on to their last source of hopium. It's sad.

Ok, I'll tell you what I think of this

IN TWO WEEKS!

Wait, how about after Hillary is arrested and Trump is back in the White House IN TWO WEEKS!

bahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

We can tell in two weeks jokes forever! or just for TWO WEEKS!

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Ok, how do you do it?

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I'll tell you in two weeks.

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Ok, buddy. I'm trusting your plan.

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