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Q: How do you keep a Qtard in suspense?

A: I'll tell you in two weeks.

Q: How do you keep a Qtard in suspense? A: I'll tell you in two weeks.

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Here's how Trump can still win!

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You should hear the shit a Qtard buddy is telling me.

First he tells me that you don't have to be a member of the House of Representatives to be speaker of the house, all you need to do is get enough votes and any Joe shmo can be Speaker Of The House. So the Rs retake the house and senate majorities and then Impeach Biden and Harris at the same time. The line of succession says the Speaker of the house is 3rd in line to the presidency so as long as they vote Trump in as Speaker he can fill the spot. Then he'll become president after the impeachment of the Pedo in chief and his hoe. Leaving him to be President. Then he'd finish out the two year term and then run for office again.

I told him to stop calling me with this bull shit.

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I told him to stop calling me with this bull shit.

But you'll miss out on this comedy gold!

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He's still gonna call. I've known him 30 years.

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He’s actually one of the more reasonable ones. Seriously. Some of these fucking idiots actually think Biden has never stepped foot into the White House, but only a movie set. Some of them think there are three Joe Bidens. Some of them think he is a clone, that’s right, a fully formed adult clone that came out of the pod as a fully formed adult. I guess they very quickly taught him how to speak and what those words mean. Some people have said he’s an actor, it’s a shame they couldn’t find one that can’t act like a retard. But then that’s also part of the plan then, isn’t it? Some of them have said he’s a hologram. It’s breathtaking.

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a fully adult clone straight outta a pod would definitely show behaviors similar to biden

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Everybody with a brain knows biden is a reptilian, 3d printed, meat product.

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/me gets out the popcorn

do tell us more about this cult you are in, its rather interesting

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you should show him this behavioural despair test on mice

https://poal.co/s/insanity/424226/d3e0bc16-c23d-4e05-b421-4c664a00cd8e

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is that your sockpuppets comment your linking to?

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Post his #?

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I'll ask him. I doubt he'd want me too

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Trust the plan.

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I trust everything. Never been right yet.

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Thrust the flan

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Eat the flan.

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Haven’t had flan since I was 8. So people still make that stuff?

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Ha! Joke's on you, I can wait.

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but when i tell you in 2 weeks, it'll be %100 guaranteed, and you can %100 guarantee it won't happen.

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I-I can't wait!!!

This site never ceases to amaze me how retarded humans can get, Biden has wrecked this fucking country in a matter of 7months, yet you still have dumbfucks with the previous president living rent free in their head instead of addressing the obvious. Fucking outstanding lmfao !

Oh don’t worry, we have the mental capacity to hate the new one, too. I got plenty of time to shit on both of them. Biden is worse. Trump still sucked.

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Even though Trump commuted the sentence of a jewish medicare fraudster and a nigger who made a video depicting the president being shot, he still wants to make America Great Again! ROFLMAO

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Arizona audit results will be in soon. Oh yeah, that's not just qtards, trumptards also believe it

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They are almost one in the same at this point. Most people who supported Trump have already moved on because they realize what a failure he was. Even if they would vote for him again because his competition is worse, they don’t really admire him anymore, they don’t really trust him, and they certainly don’t think he’s flawless or anything better than a failure.

It’s not a conspiracy theory to see that he failed to build the wall, that he failed to drain the swamp, that he gave us away to Covid hysterical people, that he didn’t bust riots, that he didn’t bust antifa, and on and on and on. They know he flunked.

The only ones left bitterly defending him are mostly Qtards.

There’s a lot of overlap there.

I mean think about it, you need to be able to twist reality into a pretzel and twist logic just as much to honestly believe Trump did a good job outside of some decent work with the economy.

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Trump did a good job outside of some decent work with the economy.

But then he threw all of that away by walking us into covid hysteria and slitting the throat of the USA economy. Any good he did was undone by the time he walked off.

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i see youre a communist.

that explains the whole talking to yourself further up the page

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Good one. Nice try, I guess? So how about this:

Just say that school children, civilians and dead Marines are acceptable damage and part of the plan and acceptable losses. SAY IT. OWN IT.

If the white hats are in control - and they HAVE TO BE if any of the Q shit is real - then CHILDREN TORTURED IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS ARE ACCEPTABLE COLLATERAL DAMAGE.

Just SAY IT. Have the moral courage to SAY IT. The blood in Afghanistan is acceptable to the white hats in control. Be consistent!

SAY IT YOU COWARD!

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