A man is drinking at the bar alone, he looks over and locks eyes with this beautiful woman at the end of the bar wearing a really low cut dress.
She stands up off the bar-stool, walks over to him and says, "Hi Handsome, I'll do anything for $200"
The man says, "Damn, this is my lucky day."
He pulls $200 out of his pocket, hands it to her and says, "Paint my house."
A man is drinking at the bar alone, he looks over and locks eyes with this beautiful woman at the end of the bar wearing a really low cut dress.
She stands up off the bar-stool, walks over to him and says, "Hi Handsome, I'll do anything for $200"
The man says, "Damn, this is my lucky day."
He pulls $200 out of his pocket, hands it to her and says, "Paint my house."
[Hope you don't mind the re-write. This format is better imo.](#spoiler)
It is better, could tell it but writing it seemed to not come out right so yes it is better.
It is better, could tell it but writing it seemed to not come out right so yes it is better.
Just a thought for an alternate format. Good joke dude!
Just a thought for an alternate format. Good joke dude!
I think it was originally a Rodney Dangerfield or other man in that era's joke.
I think it was originally a Rodney Dangerfield or other man in that era's joke.
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