its a classic
its a classic
That house is going to look like shit. Wouldn't even be worth $20 bucks and a bonus blowjob most likely.
That house is going to look like shit. Wouldn't even be worth $20 bucks and a bonus blowjob most likely.
A man is drinking at the bar alone, he looks over and locks eyes with this beautiful woman at the end of the bar wearing a really low cut dress.
She stands up off the bar-stool, walks over to him and says, "Hi Handsome, I'll do anything for $200"
The man says, "Damn, this is my lucky day."
He pulls $200 out of his pocket, hands it to her and says, "Paint my house."
Hope you don't mind the re-write. This format is better imo.
A man is drinking at the bar alone, he looks over and locks eyes with this beautiful woman at the end of the bar wearing a really low cut dress.
She stands up off the bar-stool, walks over to him and says, "Hi Handsome, I'll do anything for $200"
The man says, "Damn, this is my lucky day."
He pulls $200 out of his pocket, hands it to her and says, "Paint my house."
[Hope you don't mind the re-write. This format is better imo.](#spoiler)
It is better, could tell it but writing it seemed to not come out right so yes it is better.
It is better, could tell it but writing it seemed to not come out right so yes it is better.
Just a thought for an alternate format. Good joke dude!
Just a thought for an alternate format. Good joke dude!
I think it was originally a Rodney Dangerfield or other man in that era's joke.
I think it was originally a Rodney Dangerfield or other man in that era's joke.
That strong empowered wymon should be up to the task to prove her dominance over all white toxic mxn!!
That strong empowered wymon should be up to the task to prove her dominance over all white toxic mxn!!
Without the boner this man knows her twerking ability reaming herself on a dick are not worth a fuck when you don't have a boner to enjoy it. Hell he might dump her ass since she likely uses way to much of his paycheck and they'll "forbid the thought" have to have conversations about normal shit.
It'll be him wanting to talk about his feelings and her talking about the overpriced thing she saw hinting for him to waste a ton of cash on some shitty thing she can hold over the other sluts heads as her trophy. He'll realize real fast that sex alone is just an activity to this bitch and her heart is cold as liquid nitrogen and question everything about his life. He'll ask why the fuck he even thought she was someone he wanted to be with and tell her the therapy that is overpriced is something he needed since he has to accept the situation and knowing she would be dick jumping when he was not around for an hour or so.
Yeah if he's got a brain at all she's gone already. He'll have to live in his own skin and then forbid the thought look for a woman that has a soul and cares about his whether they ever have sex or not. Yeah this covid shit will actually really wake some men and women up to the realization that carnel desire alone is a game that is short and ultimately a waste of their life when they could find actual love with the person that would stay by their side right to the moment they died not run when the situation changes from pleasure to seeing life as it is fleeting and sad at times and maybe we'll have a better world in the end but to many people that are just materialistic will survive also, way to many keeping a real utopian paradise a thing that is just a dream and never realized till everyone that uses and abuses is gone but new ones will arrive "be born" like clockwork turning heaven into hell again like a hand grenade mgr doing special lots in secret.
Without the boner this man knows her twerking ability reaming herself on a dick are not worth a fuck when you don't have a boner to enjoy it. Hell he might dump her ass since she likely uses way to much of his paycheck and they'll "forbid the thought" have to have conversations about normal shit.
It'll be him wanting to talk about his feelings and her talking about the overpriced thing she saw hinting for him to waste a ton of cash on some shitty thing she can hold over the other sluts heads as her trophy. He'll realize real fast that sex alone is just an activity to this bitch and her heart is cold as liquid nitrogen and question everything about his life. He'll ask why the fuck he even thought she was someone he wanted to be with and tell her the therapy that is overpriced is something he needed since he has to accept the situation and knowing she would be dick jumping when he was not around for an hour or so.
Yeah if he's got a brain at all she's gone already. He'll have to live in his own skin and then forbid the thought look for a woman that has a soul and cares about his whether they ever have sex or not. Yeah this covid shit will actually really wake some men and women up to the realization that carnel desire alone is a game that is short and ultimately a waste of their life when they could find actual love with the person that would stay by their side right to the moment they died not run when the situation changes from pleasure to seeing life as it is fleeting and sad at times and maybe we'll have a better world in the end but to many people that are just materialistic will survive also, way to many keeping a real utopian paradise a thing that is just a dream and never realized till everyone that uses and abuses is gone but new ones will arrive "be born" like clockwork turning heaven into hell again like a hand grenade mgr doing special lots in secret.
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