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One doesn't scream when you through it in the oven.

One doesn't scream when you through it in the oven.

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one you take out of the oven (alt version)

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alt-alt version: it's actually possible to bake 6 million pizzas in four years using only a dozen ovens

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alt-alt-alt version: it's possible to bake 0 pizzas in 4 years with 6 million ovens.

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That's the best and most accurate.

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A pizza doesn't try to fuck you.

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1 - you want to take the jew out of the oven. 2 - when you take 'it' out of the oven you are happy.

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No matter how thick the crust, the former always has more dough.

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One is delicious and the other is just a boring pizza.

Am I doing this right?

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One actually went in the oven, the other made up the whole story to rule the world