After a couple of drunken shags, Paddy naturally decided he was in love with Jacinta, and he started badgering her to marry him. Desperate to get rid of yet another infatuated customer, Jacinta decided to give him the run-around. She told Paddy, "I need a man with experience who can satisfy me. You definitely need some practice, but don't despair! There's a tree just outside the village with a hole in it. Keep shagging that every day for a year until you can do it right!" A year later, Paddy turns up at Jacinta's house, much to her dismay. She gets down on her hands and knees and says, "OK, let's see what you've got!" Suddenly, he lands a kick on her ass that knocks her flat. "What the bloody fuck was that about?" demands Jacinta. "Just checkin' for bees," says Paddy.