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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead walk into the gynecologist's office...

As they're sitting in the waiting room they realize they're all expecting.

The redhead says "mine's probably gonna be a boy because I was on top."

The brunette says "then I'm definitely having a girl because I was on the bottom."

The blonde looks at her lap and starts crying.

"I'M GONNA HAVE PUPPIES"

Edit: this joke made @definitelynotaglownigger so mad he downvoted the post and all my comments

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead walk into the gynecologist's office... As they're sitting in the waiting room they realize they're all expecting. The redhead says "mine's probably gonna be a boy because I was on top." The brunette says "then I'm definitely having a girl because I was on the bottom." The blonde looks at her lap and starts crying. "I'M GONNA HAVE *PUPPIES*" Edit: this joke made @definitelynotaglownigger so mad he downvoted the post and all my comments

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[–] • 21 pts

Blondes being 'dumb' is a kike pushed fake stereotype. The media made blonde girls think they were dumb and they have to act a certain way.

..and maybe they are dumb for believing it..

[–] [deleted] • 7 pts

Real blondes get plenty of respect. But bottle blondes are disrespected because they change their appearance because they have low self respect and want to be something they are not. Many bottle blondes are Jewish, going blonde because their jew bois are hot for Caucasian girls and they want a piece of that action.

Then there's the Suicide Blondes. That's the ones who do a peroxide treatment at home. Why called Suicide Blonde? Because "they dye by their own hands."

[–] • 2 pts

It's just a joke, Voat fag.

[–] [deleted] • 4 pts

Maybe he's blond?

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

You capitalized 'voat.' They don't deserve that respect.

[–] • 1 pt

Also, I am Saint Ivan the Generous. Hero of virtuous excessive patience to the irredeemably stupid fags of Voat.

[–] • 0 pt

The capital adds emphasis to their figuritive brand of shame. However, any Voat fag who would be willing to get a very real brand on their skin in the shape of the Poal logo I would be willing to pardon for being such a doofus all the time.

[–] • 0 pt

JFC take the day off. It's the 4th for FFS.