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That joke is so old. You can tell because the # is so low.

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no one has been able to show any statistical evidence its even a joke...

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covid19 is fake and homosexual so the joke doesn't work.

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Covid is very real. It is nowhere near serious enough to warrant the reaction that it got from society. That was all contrived, but the virus, that shit was definitely real. I got that shit, gave it to my whole family, and we all had the tell tale symptoms. I can still barely smell anything. So that shit was real and most likely made in a lab funded by the US, but it was greatly exaggerated and it was all gay.

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covid19 is fake and you're a nigger.

muh smell

A symptom that randomly popped up mid 2020.

muh whole family got it

I hope they all died.

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So did something leak out of a lab in Wuhan or not? Because after having it, it definitely seemed like that shit was made in a lab.

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so you got a bad flu and survived. congratulations.

i dont even know what people actually call the flu because the shit people get when they say they had the flu ive never had. ever. not kidding.

ive had chest infections from a combination of smoking high stress and severe sleep deprivation. ive had extremely bad head colds where i make myself sweat like fuck for a night, wake up smelling like crap and a head full of cotton half a shower and im fine a day later, but ive never had this whole shitting through the eye of a needle projectile vomit hurrrrr i wanna diiiiiiiiiiiie shit going on, so either retards have been poisoning themselves with something for a long ass time (ill give you a hint here, i dont do flu vaccinations either) youre not taking care of yourself right, or y'all are just being whiny fucks and exxagerating shit for sympathy.

either way ive never been that sick where i had to take a week off work...

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Well I caught a weird ass flu from someone at my gym, and it gave me crazy dreams, fucked with my bodies temperature regulation, and copletely wiped out my sense of taste and smell. I gave what I had to my gf and my parents. They all had similar symptoms and all tested positive for it. I might be skeptical too if I didn't have it myself, but after having it. I can say that it is not like other things I've caught. Definitely much weirder. I've also never vaxxed and don't plan to. But to argue that the shit just doesn't exist is the type of shit that makes our type look bad. I agree that it was all fake and gay, but there is definitely some sort of flu going around that has many of the symptoms that have been described.

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Didn't you hear? There's a new strain of COVID jokes sweeping the globe. Supposedly more people get them and I hear it really knocked them dead in india.

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I hear theres another round coming up too

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So many bodies floating down the Ganges it caused a damming effect and now Bhopal is under water.

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yeah but isnt that any given sunday in india?

floating turds seal the gap and make a kind of shit mortar

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It was a joke. Obviously since there's no flooding it's not that bad.