Three dogs are locked up at the veterinarian’s office, waiting their turns. One dog turns to the other and says “what’d you do to get sent here?” She replied “well, I’m a bit on in my years and I’ve been unable to control when I potty. My owner decided to put me to sleep.” “I’m sorry to hear that... what about you?” he asked the next dog. “I’m here because I finally caught the mailman. I bit his thumb clean off, and now they’re going to put me to sleep.” The two dogs then ask the first why he’s here. “Crazy story, actually: my owner was taking a shower and she accidentally dropped her towel. When she bent over to pick it up, she looked so good that I couldn’t help but mount her and start humping away.” Shocked to hear this, the dogs asked him if he too was going to be put to sleep. “No, I’m just here to get my claws trimmed.”