A man goes to the hospital to check on his wife. She’s been in a coma for nearly a year now and everything they’ve done to help her up to this point has had no success. The man, desperate to save the woman he loves, begs the doctor to think of anything he could possibly do to save her. “I’ll do anything! Anything at all!” he said, so the doctor thought for a while and said “ok, ok, fine... this is going to sound crazy, but I heard that stimulation in certain areas can coax a comatosed person into consciousness.” “That’s great! What do I have to do?” “You’d have to perform oral sex on her.” “That’s all? No problem! Can you give us some privacy?”
So the doctor leaves the room and waits by the door. A few minutes go by, and the husband comes out and says “doc, I can’t go through with this... she keeps choking!”
A man goes to the hospital to check on his wife. She’s been in a coma for nearly a year now and everything they’ve done to help her up to this point has had no success. The man, desperate to save the woman he loves, begs the doctor to think of anything he could possibly do to save her. “I’ll do anything! Anything at all!” he said, so the doctor thought for a while and said “ok, ok, fine... this is going to sound crazy, but I heard that stimulation in certain areas can coax a comatosed person into consciousness.” “That’s great! What do I have to do?” “You’d have to perform oral sex on her.” “That’s all? No problem! Can you give us some privacy?”
So the doctor leaves the room and waits by the door. A few minutes go by, and the husband comes out and says “doc, I can’t go through with this... she keeps choking!”
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