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Both drivers get out and inspect the damage. They're relatively unhurt, but their cars are badly banged up and neither of them can go anywhere until the tow trucks arrive. The older man reveals that he is a clergyman and asks the younger about his faith. Upon discovering that they are both believers, they decide to pray and thank God that despite the wreck, they are both alive and well. The clergyman explains how God's miracles are everywhere if you know to look for them. Then he walks back to his car and opens the trunk. He brings back a bottle and explains that this fine bourbon, like themselves, survived the crash unscathed, and how that is a sign from God that they should drink it in celebration of His infinite love.

"Do we have any glasses to drink from?", the younger asks.

"Go ahead and drink directly from the bottle while I go back to my car and get another for myself," he replies.

A few minutes later, after the younger man had consumed a fair amount of the liquor, he noticed his new friend's bottle was still full. "Aren't you drinking too?" he asks.

"Not yet," the rabbi replied. "I think I'll wait until the police arrive."

Both drivers get out and inspect the damage. They're relatively unhurt, but their cars are badly banged up and neither of them can go anywhere until the tow trucks arrive. The older man reveals that he is a clergyman and asks the younger about his faith. Upon discovering that they are both believers, they decide to pray and thank God that despite the wreck, they are both alive and well. The clergyman explains how God's miracles are everywhere if you know to look for them. Then he walks back to his car and opens the trunk. He brings back a bottle and explains that this fine bourbon, like themselves, survived the crash unscathed, and how that is a sign from God that they should drink it in celebration of His infinite love. "Do we have any glasses to drink from?", the younger asks. "Go ahead and drink directly from the bottle while I go back to my car and get another for myself," he replies. A few minutes later, after the younger man had consumed a fair amount of the liquor, he noticed his new friend's bottle was still full. "Aren't you drinking too?" he asks. "Not yet," the rabbi replied. "I think I'll wait until the police arrive."

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[–] 2 pts

"Go ahead and drink directly from the bottle while I go back to my car and get another for myself," he replies.

Saw that coming.

[–] 1 pt

I thought I had figured out the joke until I saw rabbi and was disappointed in my self lol