A man walks into a store and notices something quite amazing: everything he’s ever wanted is all here for him to browse. “Wow!” he exclaimed, “this place has everything!” The shopkeeper leaned across the counter and dryly replied “be careful, my friend... in this store, everything comes with a price.” “Uh... yeah, that’s how stores work. This isn’t my first time shopping.” “No, no, I mean that you will have a price to pay beyond what you might initially expect” “Yeah, man, I know: taxes. Can’t avoid ‘em.” Starting to get annoyed, the shopkeeper raises his voice to say “no, you fool. I’m saying that there is a great evil that will profit from your purchase.” “Oh, haha, I get you now. Yeah, I hate capitalism too.” “Get the fuck out of my store you communist piece of shit.”