There was once a king who spread word that any prince that could pass his test would win his approval and the privilege of marrying his only daughter. Hearing this news, princes from all over the world came to try their luck. The test was a secret known only to the king and his daughter: any man that attempted to sleep with her before marriage would be injured by a sharp device he had specially made to fit inside her vagina. When the princes arrived, they were told they’d all get 30 minutes to spend with his daughter, alone, in her room; furthermore, after doing so, they’d be inspected the next morning to see what kind of men they truly were... And so the night came and went, and the next morning all the men were lined up to be inspected by the king. They each pulled down their trousers, one by one, and the king was dismayed to see just how many had injuries from the device. As the king got to the final prince, he had all but lost hope that there was a single honest prince left in the realm... but to his great surprise, the man’s penis was uninjured! Delighted by this revelation, the king grasped the prince by the hands and said “congratulations, son! You’re the one who shall be wed to my daughter!” As the prince opened his mouth to thank him, the king could see that his tongue was completely covered in bloody cuts.