First dog asks the second dog, what ya in for? Dog replied, I'm a Pisser. They are Removing my balls to get me to stop Pissing on Everything! Second dog ask, How's about you? I'm a Chewer. I chew and eat all the Furniture, they're cutting my balls off too so I stop chewing on Everything. Third dog comes in and they ask, What you in for? I'm a Humpper! I Fuck any and everything I see. Both dogs laugh and say, getting your Balls cut off huh? No.... I'm having my Nails Clipped!